♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
YOU HAVE TO MOVE, HEATHCLIFF.
I'M GOING TO TRIM THE ROSEBUSHES.
[YAWN]
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TAKE LONG.
[HUMMING]
OH, MY! I TOOK OFF A BIT TOO MUCH.
HUH?
POOR LITTLE GUY'S GONNA BE COLD.
HE! HA HA HA!
HE HE!
[HUMMING]
IGGY?
DID YOU TAKE YOUR SWING DOWN FROM THE TREE YET?
SURE DID, GRANDMA.
THAT'S GOOD.
THE WORKMEN WILL BE HERE IN THE MORNING
TO TRIM ALL THE TREES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
TRIM ALL THE TREES?
[SAW BUZZING]
THEY CAN'T DO THAT TO MY TREES!
NO!
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
HUH?
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[CROWD TALKING]
HMM...
WE'RE ALL SET, HEATHCLIFF.
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
UH!
AH!
[GULP][GULP]
UH-OH!
WHAT'S THAT?
GRRR!
STOP!
[TIRES SKIDDING]
COME ON, YOU KIDS, OUT OF THE WAY.
WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT OUR TREES.
SAVE OUR TREES!
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. ARE YOU GONNA MOVE OR WHAT?
NO!
GO BACK! GO BACK!
GO BACK!
OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
FORWARD HO!
HUH? HUH?
NOT SO FAST.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
[HONK HONK]
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WAIT! COME BACK!
HA HA HA HA!
I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME, AS USUAL.
KEEP GOING.
OH, I WISH I COULD REMEMBER HOW MANY LIVES I HAD LEFT.
[TIRES SKIDDING]
WHEW!
[CROWD CHEERING]
YAY!YEAH!YAY!YEAH!
WAY TO GO, HEATHCLIFF!
[GRUMBLING]
CENTRAL, THIS IS TRIM CREW A-7.
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.
WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE OUT THERE, GRANDPA?
PROBABLY THE GARBAGE MAN.
I DO WISH THEY'D BE MORE QUIET
IT'S GETTING SO A BODY CAN'T SLEEP ANYMORE.
THAT'S HIM.
SAVE OUR TREES!SAVE OUR TREES!
YOU'RE HOLDING UP OFFICIAL CITY BUSINESS
AND WASTING TAXPAYERS' MONEY.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU ALL RUN ALONG HOME.
PFFFT!
GRRRR!
OK, CENTRAL, SEND IN ANIMAL CONTROL.
WE GOT A DANGEROUS ONE HERE.
[SIRENS]
THAT'S HIM!
GRRR!
HUH?
OK, GANG, TIME FOR PLAN NUMBER TWO.
GRRRR!
SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR PANT LEGS, SUCKER.
LET'S GET THE OTHER ONE!
SPREAD OUT!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPREAD OUT"?
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US!
COME ON, MUGSY.
MY PLEASURE.
AAH! OH!
[FIGHTING]
SEND FOR REINFORCEMENTS!
YOUSEND FOR THEM. I GOT MY--UH!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WRAP THIS UP.
[SIRENS]
UH-OH!
THOSE GUYS AREN'T KIDDING AROUND.
WE ARE NOT AFRAID!
Man: WHAT ARE THEY ARMED WITH? ANYBODY KNOW?
ATTENTION, ATTENTION, RIOTERS ON THE GROUND.
THIS IS THE POLICE CHIEF.
YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE LAW.
I REPEAT: YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE LAW.
GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES.
THEY AREN'T BUDGING, CHIEF.
GET US OUT OF HERE!
PUT ME THROUGH TO THE MAYOR.
YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THESE GUYS
FROM DEMOLISHING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
OH, MY GOSH!
DON'T THEY USUALLY SEND OUT NOTICES
BEFORE THEY TEAR DOWN PEOPLE'S HOUSES?
[TIRES SKIDDING]
GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MR. MAYOR.
THIS SITUATION'S A REAL POWDER KEG.
WELL, CHILDREN, THE CREW SIMPLY WANTS
TO CUT SOME OF THE BRANCHES OFF THE TREES.
WHY, IT'S GOOD FOR THEM--
SORT OF LIKE GIVING THEM A HAIRCUT. HA HA HA!
WE JUST WANT--
YEAH! HOW ABOUT IT?
OK, SEND IN THE RIOT SQUAD.
[GULP]
OK, MEN, CLEAR THE STREETS.
UH-OH, THE TV NEWS PEOPLE ARE HERE.
[TIRES SKIDDING]
UH, HOLD IT MEN.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
HOLD IT, MEN.
NOW, THAT BOY.
YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
ON TV? GEE, SURE.
AHEM.
WE'RE BROADCASTING LIVE FROM THE SITE OF A SERIOUS CLASH
BETWEEN LOCAL RESIDENTS AND THE CITY POLICE.
WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?
WE'RE NOT PROTESTING ANYTHING.
WE JUST DON'T WANT THESE GUYS TO CUT DOWN ALL OUR TREES.
THE POLICE BELIEVE YOU'RE ARMED. IS THAT TRUE?
ARMED? SURE.
WE ALL HAVE ARMS. HA HA! SEE?
MR. MAYOR, THE GOVERNOR'S ON THE LINE.
UH, THE GOVERNOR? YES, SIR.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
[GULP]
UH, YES, SIR.
OH, NO, SIR.
WELL, THE TV CREW JUST UP AND--
I UNDERSTAND, SIR.
THANK YOU, SIR.
AND THAT'S OUR LIVE REPORT,
AND NOW BACK TO THE STUDIO.
OH, ALL RIGHT, NOW.
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
HE IS.
A CAT?
BUT HOW CAN I NEGOTIATE WITH A, UH...?
[WHISPERING]
UH, CAN WE TALK PRIVATELY, YOUR HONORSHIP?
OF COURSE.
I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED.
YAY! YAY! YAY!
HOW'S THAT?
HOLD ON!
HOW'S THAT LOOK, HEATHCLIFF?
HMM...
MORE OFF THE RIGHT SIDE,
BUT JUST A TAD.
YOU GOT IT.
"JUST A TAD."
AND SO ONCE MORE, THE STREETS ARE CALM AND THE TREES ARE SAFE,
THANKS TO HEATHCLIFF AND HIS FRIENDS.
YOU LOOKED QUITE NICE ON TV, HEATHCLIFF.
TODAY WEST FENSTER,
TOMORROW, WHO KNOWS?
SENATOR HEATHCLIFF?
GOVERNOR HEATHCLIFF?
HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY, THE ROYAL...
EH, MUNGO HUNGRY.
THE NOSE NEVER LIES.
THERE'S A FISH OUT THERE
WITH OUR NAME ON IT.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[GROANS]
[TIRES SKIDDING]
ALLOW US TO ASSIST YOU,
ANCIENT AND FEEBLE SIR.
TIME TO DO OUR GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY,
AND PERHAPS EXTRACT SOME TUNA FOR PAY.
WHOA!
UNH!
EVERITCH, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
WE SEEM TO HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE, MR. MONTY.
STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!
AAAH!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
Monty: CEASE AND DESIST!
CEASE--OH!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM MONTY MANX,
STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN.
OH! OH! AAH!
THE PLEASURE IS ALL OURS.
WE'RE THE CATILLAC CATS.
Mungo: STARS OF JUNKYARDS, ALLEYS, AND THE DUMPSTERS.
YOW!
AAAH!
OH! OW!
OOOH!
GADZOOKS! HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.
AH, THAT'S FUNNY.
THE BOYS SAID THEY'D MEET ME HERE.
STOP! DON'T HIT ME!
HAVE SOME MORE TUNA.
I MUST HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
HEY, WHAT'S COOKING, JACK?
IT'S NOT JACK. IT'S MONTY MANX,
STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, AND RECENT MUGGINGS.
OH, I KNOW YOU FROM ALL MY KITTENS.
WHO'D MUG A NICE GUY LIKE YOU?
3 DESPERADOES.
IF I'D BEEN THERE, I WOULD HAVE FLATTENED 'EM.
AH!
OH!
UH!
AND SENT 'EM PACKIN'!
Everitch: SIR?
THIS FELLOW MIGHT MAKE AN EXCELLENT BODYGUARD FOR YOU.
AND THIS BODY DOESDESERVE GUARDING.
BE ON WESTERN STREET AT CATLUMBIA MOVIE STUDIO TOMORROW AT 9:00.
TAKE A CASE OF CAT FOOD AS YOUR FIRST WEEK'S PAY.
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
HUH? HUH? HUH?
CONGRATULATE ME, BOYS.
I HAVE JOINED THE RANKS OF THE EMPLOYED.
COME ON. YOU WORK?
I DON'T THINK OF IT AS WORK.
I MET THIS SUCKER WHO HIRED ME AS A BODYGUARD.
HE GOT ROLLED BY 3 MORON CATS THIS MORNING.
HEY! THOSE 3 MORONS WAS US.
HUH?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HIM AGAINST US?
HAVE I GOT A SCAM FOR YOU. LISTEN!
[ALL TALKING]
[RAGTIME PIANO MUSIC]
I SAY, OLD CHAPS,
THIS TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 4 OF US.
TIME FOR YOU HOMBRES TO TAKE A HIKE.
OH, MY HEAVENS!
YOU WERE SAYING, MONTY?
I WAS NOTING THAT THIS TOWN ISN'T, UH,
UH, BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 4 OF US,
SO I-I-I'LL JUST BE TIPTOEING ALONG.
HUH?
UH, BODYGUARD?
BODYGUARD!
AT YOUR SERVICE, BOSS.
♪ DEE DEE DEE DO DE DO DEE DEE ♪
OH! OH, NOT SO HARD.
TAKE THAT!
AND THAT!
YEEOOOW!
GET OUT AND STAY OUT, ROGUE!
NO! NO!
DON'T THROW ME IN THE CACTUS FIELD!
Monty: THROW HIM IN THE CACTUS FIELD!
YEEEOOOW!
GET ALONG, LITTLE KITTY.
YA-HOO!
HE-HAW!
OUCH!
YEEOOW!
GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY.
SHOW BUSINESS IS MY LIFE, MONTY.
MUNGO, IS MY NEXT WEEK'S ADVANCE ALMOST DONE?
IT IS IF YOU LIKE IT MEDIUM RARE.
AND WHERE DOES THE STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, MUGGINGS,
AND WESTERNS NEED US TOMORROW?
AN AUTOGRAPH-SIGNING AT THE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS PET SHOP.
PIECE OF CAKE.
THERE YOU GO, DARLING.
BEST OF EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE.
PLEASE SWOON OUTSIDE.
SHUT THE DOOR. SEND THE FANS HOME, EVERITCH.
NO MORE FOR TODAY.
I MUST TAKE A BRIEF CATNAP.
AS YOU WISH, SIR.
AH...
I SIMPLY CAN'T SIGN ANOTHER ONE.
MY PAW IS TIED IN KNOTS.
YEAH, BUT WE INSIST!
NO, NO, REALLY, I-- OH, MY HEAVENS!
WE'RE ALL OUT OF TUNA,
AND GUESS WHO WE THOUGHT OF.
CHICKEN OF THE SEA?
OUR GOOD FRIEND MONTY, STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, MUGGINGS, WESTERNS,
AND THE NEAREST PET HOSPITAL.
YEAH, THE KEYS TO THE LIMO, PLEASE?
[WHIMPERING]
BODYGUARD!
DON'T LET THE TURKEYS GET YOU DOWN.
OK, WHO'S FIRST?
YEEEOOW!
YIKES!
WHOA!
OH! AH! UH!
I BELIEVE YOU'RE NEXT, MY OVERSIZED FRIEND.
GEE, THANKS!
UH! UNH!
AAAAH!
SEE YOUSE AT DINNER.
COME ON, MONTY, MEET YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH?
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH! NO HANDLING THE GOODS.
THERE'S SOMEONE HERE I WANT YOU TO MEET.
OH, NO!
EEW!
NEXT TIME, MR. BODYGUARD OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS,
WOULD YOU GO EASY ON THE REALISM?
I DON'T HEAR NO ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT...
NOW THE NEWS.
....MY THIRD WEEK'S SALARY IN ADVANCE.
HEY, LOOK!
WE'S ON THE NEWS!
Reporter: AND IN THE WIDE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT,
MATINEE IDOL MONTY MANX HAS FOUND A PERFECT SOLUTION TO STAR MUGGING.
HIS AMAZING BODYGUARD HECTOR TODAY TOOK ON 3 MORONIC STREET THUGS
DEDICATED TO SENSELESS VIOLENCE.
YEAH, THAT'S US.
WE'RE FAMOUS!
OK, EVERITCH,
ROLL THAT SCENE PAST IN SLOW MOTION.
EVERITCH, IN THE WORDS OF THE IMMORTAL BARD,
I'VE BEEN SNOOKERED!
AS YOU SAY, SIR.
[SNAP]
NO ONE SNOOKERS MONTY MANX,
STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, MUGGINGS,
WESTERNS, AND NEAREST PET HOSPITALS.
Man: HEY! WELCOME TO THE CAT'S PAJAMAS,
WHERE YOU CAN DISCO ALL NIGHT
TO THE SOUNDS OF GUEST D.J. MONTY MANX AT THE TURNTABLE.
MY ADORING PUBLIC AWAITS.
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, EVERITCH.
[POP]
LET US KEEP YOU COMPANY, MONTY.
OH, MY FAVORITE MUGGERS.
YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE TO EXTORT?
YOU BET YOUR TAIL!
[SNAP]
YOU RANG?
IT SEEMS WE HAVE COMPANY, HECTOR.
TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE FRIENDS.
MY PLEASURE!
[FIGHTING]
HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HE HE HE!
AS A BONUS, I'M GOING TO LEND YOU MY LIMOUSINE FOR THE WHOLE DAY.
OH, OH, NO, I DON'T DESERVE THAT, MONTY.
INDEED, YOU DO!
THANKS, MONTY.
HE HE HE!
♪ DO DE DO DO DO
HE HE HE HE HE!
♪ WOB-IDY BOO-BY
I WANT TO DRIVE!
BETTER ENTRUST THIS BEAUTY TO ME.
EVERYONE IN.
HERE WE GO.
[TIRES SKIDDING]
SIR, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU GAVE THEM THE LIMOUSINE.
GAVE THEM MY LIMOUSINE?
I DIDN'T GIVE ANYONE MY CAR.
IN FACT, EVERITCH, I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW.
[SIREN]
HUH? WHA--? OH!
OH, NO! AAH! OH!
WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT A DOG WHEN THEY COULD HAVE A CAT,
I'LL NEVER KNOW. BUT IF YOU DO WANT A DOG, THE POUND
IS A GOOD PLACE TO GET ONE. THEY USUALLY HAVE SEVERAL BREEDS
OF DOGS, AND EVERYTHING FROM PUPPIES TO OLDER DOGS.
SO YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND A DOG JUST RIGHT FOR YOU.
AND WHEN YOU GET A DOG AT THE POUND
YOU'VE GOT A DOG THAT HAS ITS SHOTS AND ITS LICENSE
FOR VERY LITTLE MONEY. THE POUND IS ALSO A GOOD PLACE
TO FIND A CAT THAT NEEDS A GOOD HOME.
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